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Chatterbox - member
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Welcome to New comers, Hello to All

I thought a topic that teaches and gives a few laughs would also be an interesting way for people to take on thoughts. I would like this open forum to relate to topics that are educational and laughable together - make an interesting funny read. Here I go,

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.
An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
Not very long, answered the Mexican
Well, then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more? asked the American. The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time?

I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs... I have a full life

The American interrupted, I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middleman, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.

How long would that take? asked the Mexican
Twenty, perhaps 25 years, replied the American
And after that?
Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting, answered the American, laughing. When your business get really big, you can start selling stock and make millions!
Millions? Really? And after that?
After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take siestas with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.

Now what could possibly be learned from this story?

Money is not the answer to everything, anything, or Living.

Money is how a huge majority of this world operates. Many work very hard to earn their life, but living should never cost, especially if your money goes into someone's pocket and they don't give it back.

If life was fine in the beginning, who changed the world and said we needed to operate on some paper determining our lives?

The fisherman lives off Nature to survive and live peacefully

The Master of Business Administration(MBA) lives of Money to live like Nature to eventually TRY and live peacefully.

Peace to you All...

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Forum Legend - founder
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Oh I love this yhwh, this is fantastic.... I had a good laugh... and it is sooooooooooooo true... wow, we should put this in as many forums as we all belong to LOL.. that will make people think about money :)

Great post

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lol, I love that.

Still, that only works if someone has a house to begin with. If they don't have a home, they HAVE to earn it somehow. lol

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Chatterbox - member
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Anyone remember the TV series CHEERS, with Norm and Cliff??

One day at the bar they were having a chat about alcohol, beer in particular.

Cliff has a theory on beer and this is how it goes

Well, you see, Norm, it's like this... a herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest member.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

In my younger days, which was last week...lol, I would drink and play pool with friends. Noticeably after 4 beers my pool shooting starts to become more fluent and accurate. But, after too many beers my brain cells start depleting because I overfed with alcohol, pool shots start to look a little too relaxed and that's when fluke shots happen.

I learned from this story that when there is no weak there must only be strong, and when something is strong there must be something controlling such power. With such strong power I must also realize there can only be stronger beings out there, and thus, I'll be weak at mind but strong at Heart.

Its good to enjoy a beer or a drink so I might just go have one now... Cherio

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Chatterbox - member
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This message is to show the confusion in languages especially when speaking - phonetic soundings...

The Oval Office, White House Washington DC

George: Condi [Condileesa Rice] Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China

George: Great. Lay it on me

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China

George: That's what I want to know

Condi: That's what I'm telling you

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes

George: I mean the fellows name

Condi: Hu

George: The guy in China

Condi: Hu!!

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East

Condi: That's correct

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No

Condi: You don't want Kofi

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN

Condi: Yes, sir

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk!! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN

Condi: Kofi

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone and make the call...

In the end she calls Kofi and the President has his coffee with cream...

Reading this over again can confuse much about how sounds are interpreted. Although both have good intentions of what they say and mean, sounds can be heard differently to how they were meant. This is something that not only happens in vocals but also written words.

Body language is useful to determining what relevance a word is based upon the physical action related to the word. Using no body language or no other means of communication means you are only verbally getting a point across. More ways to express means the more ways it could be interpreted.

Condi could have done the same conversation over the phone and had similar or exact outcomes. Since these two were together it should be a point to express by body expressions, facial, hand gestures etc. This way, there is less confusion about the word being spoken.

This is not real, I just wanted to write something so people can see how words over a conversation can legitimately and honestly turn pear shape.

I must admit, I had a laugh over saying it over in my head while typing. I was getting confused over my own work, funny...

Lets see Hu gets this first time over

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LOL yhwh! that was sooo hilarious rofl!!!

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